Clare Taylor

1) Ripped (adj.) “That guy is really ripped.” Describes a person’s physical appearance from the neck down. Usually a very in shape person who’s muscles look as if they are “ripped” into their skin. A good example would be a man’s abdominal, when he has created a six pack each individual muscles makes a cut or rip in his stomach.

2) Snookied (v.) “That chick got Snookied.” To be hit in the face, and only in the face. Comes from the television show “Jersey Shore” featured on MTV where a man very memorably hit one of the cast members, Snookie, in the face during the filming of the show.

3) Wasted (v.) “Lets get wasted tonight!” To get so drunk that a person looses all physical control over their own bodily functions. In addition, their behavior becomes that of a person that seems to not care if they make a fool of themselves, and very usually does.

4) Shwasted (adj.) “I was so shwasted last night.” A combination of the words shit and wasted. The extension of this word would be shit-faced wasted. This is another word for really drunk.

5) All about (adj.) “Jessica is all about Ryan.” When a person is obsessed with something or someone. Basic definition is infatuated.

6) Ass (adj.) “I feel like ass.” When a person does not feel good, or feels sick. They feel like they belong in a toilet and are full of nasty things that need to be gotten rid of in order to feel better.

7) Debbie downer (N.) “Sometimes Chris can be such a Debbie downer.” A person that other people do not like to be around because they are constantly moody, sad, depressing, and overall no fun to be around.

8) Booed up (v.) “We never see Teresa anymore because she is all booed up with Donnie.” When a person is so infatuated with their significant other that they forget about the rest of the people in their life. Only their “boo” is important in their day to day activities.

9) Casper (adj.) “That girl is so Casper you would never be able to tell she lives in Arizona.” A term meaning pale. Casper is a famous ghost, so the person being described is so pale that they can almost be seen through; much like a ghost.

10) Hooked up (v.) “Did you hook up with anyone in Vegas?” To have sex with someone, but that someone can not be a current person that the person they hooked up with is dating or in a relationship with. A strictly sexual encounter.

11) Fool around (v.) “We have only fooled around.” Sexual activity involving everything except sexual intercourse.

12) V-card (n.) “That girl still has her V-card.” A term for virginity. A person possesses their virginity much like they posses a drivers licenses.

13) Douche bag (n.) “My date was horrible; he was a total douche bag!” A male (females can not be douche bags) that exhibits rude and sexist behavior. He is usually loud, and tries to draw attention to himself in imprudent was such as picking on others. He is also very self absorbed.

14) Scottsdale douche bag (n.) “Dave is such a Scottsdale douche bag!” A specific type of douche bag. Their dress is very specific (Ed Hardy, affliction, etc.) in addition to their appearance (big muscles, tan skin, spiky gelled hair). They also spend most of their time in an area of Arizona known as Old-Town Scottsdale in the bars and clubs.

15) Stage fiver (n.) “I thought she was cool, but Megan turned out to be a stage fiver.” A person who becomes attached very quickly to a person they have recently started any sort of relationship with (friendly or sexual), but the other person does not have the same strong feelings for. This is not a desirable quality to have.

16) Banggin’ (adj.) “That girl is baggin’.) To be attractive physically, especially from the neck down. Usually describes a girl.

17) Ginormous (adj.) “My Shakespeare book is ginormous!” A combination of the words giant and enormous. A term meaning really big.

18) Do it (v.) “Wow, did you see that guy that walked by? I would definitely do it!” To have or desire to have sex with. Do it alone means to have sex, but in reference to a person shows the desire to have sex with that person.

19) F buddy (n.) “Joe and I have been F buddies for a while now.” A person in a relationship with another person that is strictly based on sex and does not leave the bedroom. No real contact exists between the two buddies unless it is sexual.

20) Bicycle (n.) “I can’t stand to be around Ashley, she is such a bicycle.” A term to describe a girl (guys are usually not referred to as such) that has had a lot of sexual partners and it is common knowledge. This comes from the old saying “she is like the village bicycle; everyone has had a ride.” So this specific girl is like a bicycle because “everyone has had a ride.”